blanket apology to all the female celebrities i hated as a teenager because i was up to my eyeballs in internalized misogyny
me: *eats cookie dough*
some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!”
you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story
have you eaten today?
did you take any meds you need?
how about hydration?
maybe a nap if you need one
you are awesome
keep it up