it’s always a good time to hold your boobs.
how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.
like isn’t just like having sex idgi?
This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.
Turn offs: private instagrams
internet slang meanings:
- smh: sorry me horny
- wtf: want to frick?
- tbh: touch boner, honey
- lmao: lets masturbate all over
- lol: lick on labia
- omfg: obama may fuck golfers
- rotfl: rub on tip faster, lady
- wbu: wild boobies unleashed
- fyi: fuck yeah incest
- jw: juicy wang
- yolo: you only love oral
when ur boob starts itching in public
the worst is when you’re reading a really good book that follows multiple characters’ stories and you love it 90% of the time until it periodically switches back to that one character’s story that you just could not care less about and it’s like an entire chapter of internal groaning while waiting for the plot to switch back to a character you actually care about