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what-mom:

it’s always a good time to hold your boobs.

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

therealleaah:

lemme-holla-at-you:

alanabitchhhhh:

heroineheroine:

femburton:

well i waited a whole day and no one gifed my favorite part so here

omg

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damn

XIV

hotboyproblems:

Turn offs: private instagrams

People who make the same face in every picture

satanic-cactus:

parkingstrange:

fvxxk:

Lindsey Lohan:

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Beyonce:

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Duck-Face Girl:

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Paris Hilton:

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Nick Jonas:

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Lady Gaga:

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Paula Dean:

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Kristen Stewart:

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Brock:

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Nash Grier:

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IM SCREAMING

kimkanyekimye:

Kim and North arriving back at their hotel in La Jolla 8/22/14

prekslut:

internet slang meanings:

  • smh: sorry me horny
  • wtf: want to frick?
  • tbh: touch boner, honey
  • lmao: lets masturbate all over
  • lol: lick on labia
  • omfg: obama may fuck golfers
  • rotfl: rub on tip faster, lady
  • wbu: wild boobies unleashed
  • fyi: fuck yeah incest
  • jw: juicy wang
  • yolo: you only love oral

flabbey:

when ur boob starts itching in public

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sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

koujakuandthediamonds:

the worst is when you’re reading a really good book that follows multiple characters’ stories and you love it 90% of the time until it periodically switches back to that one character’s story that you just could not care less about and it’s like an entire chapter of internal groaning while waiting for the plot to switch back to a character you actually care about

greetings:

sniffing:

i am so doNE

OH MY GOD